X Factor / BGT / Any other reality talent show. Misfit with a tragic tale to tell warbles / breakdances / strips their way into our hearts. The 2 foreheads look sad, then proud. Has no-one got bored of it yet?
Simon Cowell: "Anyone in your family dead?"
Misfit: "Does my rabbit count?"
SC: "We'll use it - your rabbit's name was Mum from now on, got it?
Misfit: "Uh huh."
SC: "Do you stutter?"
Misfit: "Erm - No?"
SC: "Can you stutter?"
SC: "You're in, this is going to be our best year ever!"