Quote Originally Posted by cmcrick1980 View Post
To my astonishment I once received a summons after police took my details for being drunk sitting at a train station waiting for a train home after night out. I wrote to the court to explain that I had no idea being drunk on the railways was an offence (which apparently it is) and assured them that in future the next time I was drunk I would drive home instead.

The charge was thrown out
I want that to be true more than you'll ever know!