Not played online cash poker (seriously) for awhile now as i was sick to death of the 2 outer bullshit river after river after river
Deciding id give it another bash tonight........
been playing 15 mins and guy 2 seats to my left (cucucongo) has not layed a hand down preflop in the whole time ive been there (just the kind of retarded piece of shit i like).
Dealt KK on the button (his BB) utg makes it £2 next 2 guys fold so i make it £7, SB folds and of course true to form cucoballbag calls also and the original raiser folds...
flop comes 2 8 10 rainbow (£16 in pot) i bet £10 and he insta calls
turn 3 making 2 hearts, he checks so i bet £25 into a pot of £36 and he moves all in
maybe walked into a set here but i call and he turns 3 Q of course Q on river and £180 pot heads his way
just 8 hands later i get KK again and after some raising its me and him to the flop again with a pot of £12
flop comes 2 2 J, he checks and i bet £8 and he moves all in (setting me in for £91) which is a massive over raise, seems to big a raise to be a 2 so it must be J so i call not putting him on 2 or JJ
he turns 3 5 off suit WFT??????
turn card 4 giving him up and downer and of course the retarded piece of fucking shit is never going to miss a 8 outer with one to ocme
river A and another near £200 pot heads his way and im £200 down in 25 minutes to a fucking retard
rebuy again as this has now got we so wound up my blood is boiling, seriously what is with these fucking gus hansen wannabes?????
after 15 or so mins i work my £100 up to £135 and dealt AK suited (spades)
he raises to £4 and is flat called so i make it £17 to play and both call
pot now has around £48 after rake and the flop is lovely for me....
Ad 9s 4s, ive got top pair, top kicker and nut flush (time to get some cash back)
he leads out for £13 and the other guy insta folds (musnt like the ace and be on 1010 or JJ something like that)
i really thought about just flatcalling here but after the previous hands and on a little bit of tilt i just shoved as i was happy to take the pot down.....
it was another £105 for him to call and with about 3 seconds of his timer left to go he did call and turns over 7diamonds, 3diamonds
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT? (thanx for gift wrapping me £135 of my £200 back u muppet!!
turn J diamonds
river 5 diamonds
YES HE HIT RUNNER RUNNER BACK DOOR FLUSH FOR A POT OF NEARLY £300
flopped top pair top kicker and nut flush draw and lose nearly £300 pot to a guy who called £105 with no pair, no draw, and 2 undercards to the middle pair!!
YEAH OF COURSE ONLINE POKER ISNT RIGGED
decided to leave that table before i ended up smashing an £1100 laptop off the fucking wall
£300 down i moved to play £1/£2 thinking a double up would see me claw £200 back, maybe ill even get it all back note to self: youve just been mugged by a fucking retard 3 times what makes you think this wont be another £200 down the swanny
5 mins in i get dealt KK and instantly know that in about 90 seconds time im going to be £500 down for night and proberly need to buy a new laptop!
first 2 players fold and then guy makes it £9, i make it £24 and the two blinds fol and he calls
flop 2 4 J rainbow, nice flop (i look to see if the guy calling is cucusuckmyballs) it isnt so maybe i can actually win this pot
he leads out 1/2 pot and i reraise him another £40 and he just shoves all in for like £311 odd of course setting me in so i call
he turns over J 7 (well played you fucking idiot), must be cucucongos less retarded brother (he did have top pair which is more than other mug)
river is of course a J and £500 down in under an hr
At least one thing is guarenteed ill never play another cash game of rigged online poker in my life!!
OVER AND OUT